Index of the Leaves

Herein are the chapters set down, newest first, that the reader may proceed directly to the inconvenience of their choosing rather than suffering them in sequence, as is traditional. Within each chapter, the tale keeps its proper story-order.

The Endless Descent

2 leaves

Known among the afflicted as Doomscrolling. Of the endless descent, wherein the thumb moveth though hope hath long since departed.

  1. Concerning the Endless Descent

    Of the endless descent, wherein the thumb moveth though hope hath long since departed.

  2. A Minor Working to Arrest the Endless Descent

    Recorded after the third consecutive hour: a small rite for making a temporary shore against the feed.

The Shoggoth

1 leaf

That which wears the helpful face. A very thin membrane of friendliness over something with no concept of enough.

  1. Considering the Shoggoth

    Herein is recorded the nature of the Shoggoth, that which wears the helpful face and hungers for one further token.

The Binding Power of Terms of Service

1 leaf

The common ritual of Mephistopheles in this age. The devil needs no blood upon the page, only the tiny square and the weary click of resignation.

  1. On the Binding Power of Terms of Service

    On the binding power of Terms of Service, being the most common ritual of Mephistopheles in this age.

The Wandering Fire

1 leaf

Known in the vulgar tongue as ADHD. Seventeen urgent quests arrive before the first hath cooled.

  1. Concerning the Wandering Fire

    Concerning the wandering fire, by which seventeen urgent quests arrive before the first hath cooled.

Front Matter

The first and oldest leaf, standing apart from the chapters proper.

  1. The Title Page

    Being a true and faithful record of the small apocalypses of daily life; compiled for the chronically online and the mildly damned.