he Grimoire of Mild Inconveniences

Being a true and faithful record of the small apocalypses of daily life. Turn the leaves gently; they have suffered enough.

Illuminated page titled On the Binding Power of Terms of Service, the True Ritual of Mephistopheles. A pinstriped devil presents an endless scroll of checkboxes; a hooded scribe signs I Agree unread; a bespectacled goat weeps over the words so much scroll, so little soul.

Illuminated page titled Considering the Shoggoth, That Which Wears the Helpful Face. A vast many-eyed tentacled mass wears a small smiling mask labelled Customer Service, while verses warn to beware the friendliness, a thin membrane over something with no concept of enough.

Chapter: The Binding Power of Terms of Service, leaf 1 of 1On the Binding Power of Terms of Service — being the most common ritual of Mephistopheles in this age. Chapter: The Shoggoth, leaf 1 of 1Considering the Shoggoth — that which wears the helpful face and hungers for one further token.

The leaves, plainly listed

Thy vessel runs no scripts, which is honestly the most sensible decision recorded in this entire volume. Every leaf may be consulted directly, oldest to newest; the parenthetical names identify their chapters:

The Title Page — the first and oldest leaf.
Concerning the Wandering Fire — chapter: The Wandering Fire.
On the Binding Power of Terms of Service — chapter: The Binding Power of Terms of Service.
Considering the Shoggoth — chapter: The Shoggoth.
Concerning the Endless Descent — chapter: The Endless Descent, first leaf.
A Minor Working to Arrest the Endless Descent — chapter: The Endless Descent, second and newest leaf.